A Brief History of Seven Killings

Dorcas sits in the Colthirsts’ apartment, awaiting instructions. The man who let her in simply stares at her as if he too is waiting to be told what to do. He is wearing pink pants, which Dorcas thinks is odd, although she also thinks he is a “hot silver daddy or fox.” He sees Dorcas looking at a painting and tells her it’s a Pollock, but Dorcas replies that it is actually a de Kooning. He tells her to call him Ken, although Dorcas insists on calling him “Mr. Ken.” He tells Dorcas about a previous maid called Consuela, who he claims stole from them, and calls her a “wetback.” They briefly discuss Jamaica, which Ken has visited.  

Ken’s daughter-in-law, Ms. Colthirst, enters, and tells Dorcas where to find the cleaning supplies. Dorcas tries to say that she is not a maid, but Ms. Colthirst has already left. Dorcas wonders why she is here; unlike the other elderly people she has been hired to care for, Ken is perfectly able-bodied. She tells him she is not a maid, and he asks her if she knows any games. Ken replies: “That dumb cunt thinks everybody here is the maid,” and said it was probably his son who called the agency. Ken then tells a racist joke and laughs. Dorcas responds: “How long does it take white woman to shit? … Nine months.” Ken bursts out laughing. Dorcas goes to leave, but Ken begs her not to. They keep trading jokes, and Dorcas can’t help but laugh.