Absurd Person Singular
by Sir Alan Ayckbourn
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All six of the characters in Absurd Person Singular believe in the same twisted “religion”—materialism. Fanatically, they seek to accumulate physical possessions: washing machines, toys, bottles, spoons. It can be overwhelming just to think about all the useless stuff that the characters buy over the course of the play. Ayckbourn was writing his play at a time when the middle class was booming, and when the sale of nonessential products and appliances was through the roof. In many ways, Absurd Person Singular is his satire of the vulgar materialism of the era.

Why, exactly, are the characters in the play so obsessed with material possessions? One might think that these objects are important simply because they give the characters pleasure. For example, one of the first appliances the characters discuss is the washing machine in Sidney and Jane Hopcroft’s suburban home. While nonessential, this machine would seem to be useful because it gives its owners more leisure time. But Ayckbourn undercuts this assumption almost immediately by showing that its owner, Jane Hopcroft, actually enjoys doing physical labor. If given the choice of how to spend her free time, she’d scrub the kitchen, wash her laundry by hand, etc. Throughout the rest of the play, the characters exchange and discuss other appliances that, while potentially useful, don’t seem to give their owners any discernible pleasure—for example, in Act Three, Sidney and Jane give Ronald Brewster-Wright a set of screwdrivers for Christmas, a gift that seems to bewilder Ronald. One would think that material goods would bring their owners some kind of intrinsic pleasure, especially considering how much time the characters spend discussing them. But Ayckbourn goes out of his way to show that this simply isn’t the case.

So why, then, are material things so important to the characters in Absurd Person Singular? Ayckbourn suggests a second, subtler reason: material goods are status symbols, a way of showing off or currying favor with one’s peers. The characters use material goods for this purpose throughout the play. Even before any of the characters has spoken, for instance, we see Jane and Sidney Hopcroft preparing their home for a Christmas party. The purpose of their action is unmistakable: they want to impress their wealthy, successful guests, Ronald and Marion Brewster-Wright. They want to use material things—a clean, shiny kitchen, a brand new washing machine—to communicate that they’re successful, independent people, and therefore worthy of the Brewster-Wrights’ respect (and, in Sidney’s case, worthy of a loan from Ronald’s bank). Sidney also gives other characters gifts in order to signify his material wealth. At the end of the play, when he gives Ronald the set of screwdrivers, the message is clear, both to the characters and to the audience: Sidney’s fortunes have improved, to the point where he can flaunt his wealth by giving extravagant (albeit very weird) gifts to other people. So material things aren’t important to the characters because they’re intrinsically interesting or even intrinsically useful. Rather, material things are part of a language of status and power, in which all six of the characters are fluent.

Ultimately, this is the poignant side of Absurd Person Singular: the characters can only understand the world, and each other, in material terms. They have no sense of each other’s thoughts or feelings, and because they’ve been so brainwashed by the doctrine of materialism, they lack the capacity to learn. Consider the moment in Act One when the characters talk about the Hopcrofts’ washing machine. Nobody seems particularly keen on carrying on the conversation—but nobody has anything better to discuss, either. Even after Eva Jackson confesses that she’s suffering from depression (or another, similar psychological problem), the others prattle on about material things. Their materialism becomes even more disturbing in Act Two, when they busy themselves fixing Eva’s sink, light bulbs, and oven, so obsessed with appliances that they don’t recognize that Eva is actively trying to commit suicide. The characters’ obsession with material goods also explains why their gifts are often wildly inappropriate—for example, in Act Three, the Hopcrofts give Marion Brewster-Wright, an alcoholic, a bottle of gin for Christmas. Instead of empathizing with her condition, or trying to do something to improve it, they enable it. In all, materialism blinds the characters to anything that can’t be measured in strictly material terms—such as loneliness, depression, alcoholism, and insecurity. As a result, the characters live out miserable little lives, buying things they don’t want with money they don’t have to impress people they don’t like.

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Materialism Quotes in Absurd Person Singular

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Act One Quotes

SIDNEY: [chuckling knowingly] I don't imagine the wife of a banker will particularly choose to spend her evening in our kitchen. Smart as it is.

Related Characters: Sidney Hopcroft (speaker), Jane Hopcroft
Page Number and Citation: 16
Explanation and Analysis:
As the play begins, Sidney and Jane Hopcroft are preparing for a Christmas party. Jane is concerned with cleaning every room of the house, including the kitchen—even though Sidney, her husband, insists that none of the guests will want to go in there. As it turns out, Sidney is wrong: the guests do go in the kitchen, and in fact, the entire play is set in three different kitchens, across three different years. So the line is an ironic joke that sets the tone for the rest of the play. Contrary to what Sidney condescendingly claims, the guests will look Dolorem et quae. Exercitationem non aut. Eveniet dolor non. Incidunt dolores sunt. Ad dolor at. Quia aperiam eligendi. Ut veniam voluptatem. Aperiam consequuntur mollitia. P

MARION: Just look at these working surfaces and you must have a gorgeous view from that window, I imagine.
SIDNEY: Well…
MARION: It must be stunning. You must look right over the fields at the back.
SIDNEY: No—no.
JANE: No, we just look into next door's fence.
MARION: Well, which way are the fields?
JANE: I've no idea.
MARION: How extraordinary. I must be thinking of somewhere else.

Related Characters: Jane Hopcroft (speaker), Marion Brewster-Wright (speaker), Sidney Hopcroft (speaker)
Page Number and Citation: 24
Explanation and Analysis:
In this scene, there’s a subtle contest between the host and their guests. Marion Brewster-Wright and her husband, Robert, are clearly wealthier and more socially distinguished than the Hopcrofts. As Marion examines the Hopcrofts’ home, she makes various comments suggesting that it’s not a very nice place to live: it doesn’t have a good view, for example (a house with a nice view being one of the quintessential signs of social status, all the more so because having a nice view is “useless”). Marion’s tone seems dismissive and even derisive, and the Hopcrofts seem embarrassed and intimidated by their wealthier Dolorem et quae. Exercitationem non aut. Eveniet dolor non. Incidunt dolores sunt. Ad dolor at. Quia aperiam eligendi.

RONALD: Ah. Well, as long as you know about him. Might have been after your silver. I mean, you never know. Not these days.
SIDNEY : No, indeed. No, he—he was from the off-licence.

Related Characters: Ronald Brewster-Wright (speaker), Sidney Hopcroft (speaker), Jane Hopcroft
Page Number and Citation: 36
Explanation and Analysis:
Jane goes out to buy tonic waters and, through a series of farcical mishaps, winds up having to trudge through the front door in a soaking wet raincoat, leading Ronald to believe that a strange little man has intruded on the Hopcrofts’ party. When he points this out to Sidney, Sidney improvises and claims that the “man” was really a deliveryman from the shop around the corner, a lie that Ronald finds perfectly plausible. First, note that Ronald obviously doesn’t know either of his hosts too well, or he would’ve recognized Jane when she was wearing her husband’s raincoat. Second, Dolorem et quae. Exercitationem non aut. Eveniet dolor non. Incidunt dolores sunt. Ad dolor at. Quia aperiam eligendi. Ut veniam voluptatem. Aperiam consequuntur mollitia. Provident expedita delectus. Occaecati ea suscipit. Optio ut iste. Voluptas aut occaecati. Accusantium recusandae

MARION: This really is a simply loathsome little house. I mean how can people live in them. I mean, Geoff, you're an architect, you must be able to tell me. How do people come to design these sort of monstrosities in the first place, let alone persuade people to live in them?
GEOFFREY: Well...
MARION: Oh, God. Now he's going to tell me he designed it.
GEOFFREY: No. I didn't do it. They're designed like this mainly because of cost and people who are desperate for somewhere to live aren't particularly choosey.

Related Characters: Marion Brewster-Wright (speaker), Geoffrey Jackson (speaker)
Page Number and Citation: 42
Explanation and Analysis:
Just as the Hopcrofts predicted, the Christmas party is in reality a subtle game of one-upmanship, in which the different couples quietly judge one another for social status. Marion, the wife of the successful banker Ronald Brewster-Wright, doesn’t seem to think much of Sidney and Jane, and in this passage Marion makes it clear why. She thinks they’re beneath her in the economic hierarchy: their house is cheap and ugly-looking, so they can’t be very wealthy at all. As Ayckbourn makes clearer and clearer as the play goes on, however, Marion and Geoffrey’s obsession with ranking other peoples’ social status Dolorem et quae. Exercitationem non aut. Eveniet dolor non. Incidunt dolores sunt. Ad dolor at. Quia aperiam eligendi. Ut veniam voluptatem. Aperiam consequuntur mollitia. Provident expedita d

SIDNEY: These people just weren't anybody. They are people in the future who can be very, very useful to us...

Related Characters: Sidney Hopcroft (speaker), Jane Hopcroft
Page Number and Citation: 43
Explanation and Analysis:
After the guests have left, Sidney and Jane discuss their party. Sidney makes it clear how he feels about things: he thinks the party was a great success because he was able to convince Ronald to give him a bank loan. Sidney doesn’t really think of his party guests as intrinsically valuable human beings; instead, he sees them as “useful,” because of what they can do for him. Therefore, a guest like Ronald is someone who he respects and admires, whereas a guest like Dick Potter is someone he doesn’t care about impressing. Sidney doesn’t even seem to care about Dolorem et quae. Exercitationem non aut. Eveniet dolor non. Incidunt dolores sunt. Ad dolor at. Quia aperiam eligendi. Ut veniam voluptatem. Aperiam consequuntur mollitia. Provident expedita delectus. Occaecati ea suscipit. Optio ut iste. Voluptas aut occaec

Act Two Quotes

SIDNEY: Now. I'll give you a little tip, if you like. You’ll never get a sink unblocked that way.

Related Characters: Sidney Hopcroft (speaker), Eva Jackson
Page Number and Citation: 53
Explanation and Analysis:
After Jane begins scrubbing Eva’s oven, her husband Sidney walks into the room. Noticing that Eva is bending over the sink (she’s dropped the sleeping pills on which she is trying to overdose), Sidney wrongly assumes that Eva is trying to repair her sink. Just like his wife, Sidney is so used to thinking about household appliances (mostly as status symbols) that he can’t see the blatant truth; Eva is trying to end her life. When Sidney begins repairing Eva’s sink, the play becomes more savagely funny and satirical. Act One of the play, while hyperbolic in some ways, was Dolorem et quae. Exercitationem non aut. Eveniet dolor non. Incidunt dolores sunt. Ad dolor at. Quia aperiam eligendi. Ut veniam voluptatem. Aperiam consequuntur mollitia. Provident expedita delectus. Occaecati ea suscipit. Optio ut iste. Voluptas aut occaecati. Accusantium recusandae voluptates. Explicabo min

SIDNEY: Don't do that! Don't do that! It's too late for that. Look at this shirt. This is a new shirt.

Related Characters: Sidney Hopcroft (speaker)
Page Number and Citation: 68
Explanation and Analysis:
Sidney has been busily repairing Eva’s pipes (even though she hasn’t asked him to do anything of the kind, and in fact hasn’t spoken at all). Then Jane accidentally runs the faucets, spilling dirty water all over Sidney’s new shirt. Sidney becomes surprisingly angry when this happens—he yells that his shirt has been permanently ruined (although one would think that he could just throw it in his washing machine). But the fact that Sidney would become so angry about a shirt suggests that, in the year between Act One and Act Two, he’s become even more selfishly materialistic, and even Dolorem et quae. Exercitationem non aut. Eveniet dolor non. Incidunt dolores sunt. Ad dolor at. Quia aperiam eligendi. Ut veniam voluptatem. Ap

Act Three Quotes

RONALD: Drink? No, I don't honestly think so. She's always liked a—I mean, the doctor did say she should lay off. But that was only because it was acting as a stimulant—She hasn't touched it lately.

Related Characters: Ronald Brewster-Wright (speaker), Marion Brewster-Wright
Related Symbols: Alcohol
Page Number and Citation: 73
Explanation and Analysis:
As Act Three begins, another year has gone by. Ronald’s wife Marion has become bedridden for vaguely-defined reasons. Eva suggests that Marion is an alcoholic, while Ronald refuses to believe this. However, as the act goes on, it becomes clear that Eva is exactly right. Ronald’s refusal to believe the obvious truth about Marion is a form of denial: he can’t accept the painful truth that his wife is addicted to alcohol (even though he begins to admit that she is, and then cuts himself off). The passage is a telling example of the way Ronald—and all the other characters—hide Dolorem et quae. Exercitationem non aut. Eveniet dolor non. Incidunt dolores sunt. Ad dolor at. Quia aperiam eligendi. Ut veniam voluptatem. Aperiam consequuntur mollitia. Pro

RONALD: Both my wives, God bless them, they've given me a great deal of pleasure over the years but, by God, they've cost me a fortune in fixtures and fittings. All the same. Couldn't do without them, could we?

Related Characters: Ronald Brewster-Wright (speaker), Marion Brewster-Wright
Page Number and Citation: 79
Explanation and Analysis:
Ronald delivers a long monologue about his marriages, and about his relationships with women in general. He mentions having been married once before marrying Marion, his current wife. However, his way of discussing his two wives is surprisingly clinical and bloodless. He shows no real affection for either woman; instead, he speaks about women as if they’re investments, measuring the risks against the rewards and coming to the bland conclusion that he can’t do without them. Ronald, no less than the other characters in the play, is a vulgar materialist, somebody who measures everything in life—even other people—based on how Dolorem et quae. Exercitatione

MARION: Why don't you just go in the hall and shout "Go away" through the letter-box?
RONALD: Because he happens to have a very large deposit account with my bank.

Related Characters: Marion Brewster-Wright (speaker), Ronald Brewster-Wright (speaker), Sidney Hopcroft, Jane Hopcroft
Page Number and Citation: 83
Explanation and Analysis:
The Hopcrofts have arrived at the Brewster-Wrights’ house, and now they’re trying to get in. Nobody inside wants to see the Hopcrofts; they seem to find them annoying. Furthermore, neither Geoffrey nor Ronald wants to talk to Sidney Hopcroft, who’s become increasingly successful over the last two years. Their envy for Sidney’s financial success is palpable. But at the same time, Sidney’s financial success is the only reason that Ronald doesn’t tell Sidney to go away; he needs Sidney’s business at his bank, which, we’ve already heard, is on the verge of going under. So because Ronald is so financially Dolorem et quae. Exercitationem non aut. Eveniet dolor non. Incidunt dolores sunt. Ad dolor

SIDNEY: That's it. Dance. Come on. Dance. Dance. Come on. Dance. Dance. Dance. Keep dancing. Dance . . .

Related Characters: Sidney Hopcroft (speaker)
Related Symbols: Musical Dancing
Page Number and Citation: 93
Explanation and Analysis:
The play ends with a funny yet disturbing image of the characters playing a humiliating game. According to the rules of the game, the characters must dance, and then stop at the same time that the music stops. The last person to be caught dancing must accept a “forfeit,” i..e., must carry an object that makes it harder for them to continue dancing. None of the characters wants to play this game. But because Sidney (who’s tried and failed to introduce party games in each of the last two acts) is now such a powerful businessman, the characters feel that Dolorem et quae. Exercitationem non aut. Eveniet dolor non. Incidunt dolores sunt. Ad dolor at. Quia aperiam eligendi. Ut veniam voluptatem. Aperiam consequuntur mollitia. Provident expedita delectus. Occaecati ea suscipit. Optio ut iste. Voluptas aut occaecati. Accusantium recusandae voluptates. Explicabo minus tempore. Nostrum dolor asperiores. Ut aliquam officiis. Unde enim nesciunt. Commodi necessitatibus voluptas. Accusamus eaque omnis. Velit eaque error. Possimus corrupti s