Minor Characters
Lao-Tzu
In the Monkey King’s story, Lao-Tzu is the patron of immortality. Like many others, he laughs when the Monkey King announces his new name, but he stops laughing when the Monkey King transforms into a monkey dragon and scares him.
Yama
The caretaker of the underworld in the Monkey King’s story. He laughs when the Monkey King visits to announce his new name, but changes his tune when the Monkey King clones himself to terrorize Yama.
The Jade Emperor
The ruler of the celestials in Heaven. He laughs and points when the Monkey King announces his new name, but when the Monkey King stabs him in the face with his new cudgel, he goes along with the Monkey King’s demands.
Timmy
A hulking, racist classmate of Jin’s. He bullies everyone no matter their race or sex; he sexually taunts Amelia in addition to bullying Jin about Chinese people eating dogs. Timmy often hangs out with Greg.
Chi Dao
An ancient monk who achieved legendary status by meditating until he turned to stone.
Jing Sze
An ancient monk who achieved legendary status by fasting for 14 months and smirking at Death for several of his final months.
Jiang Tao
An ancient monk who achieved legendary status through his sermons, which were eloquent enough to make even the bamboo weep and want to repent.
Mr. Graham
Jin’s seventh grade science teacher.