Definition of Satire
The novel uses simile and metaphor in a passage that satirizes the emphasis on sports, particularly football, in many American high schools. After Angus tries and fails to procure funding from the school administration for an "academic team" that could compete in state-level competitions, she and Demon discuss their school's priorities:
Defeat only made Angus more determined. I didn’t get it. I asked if she was jealous over me getting all my art attention, and she said art, was I kidding? If I wanted to discuss unfairness, let’s talk about football. Uniforms, equipment, buses to away games, state championships. The school board threw money at all that like water on a house fire. And I was like, Angus. It’s football. Take that out of high school, it’s church with no Jesus. Who would even go?