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R. P. Tyler
Greasy Johnson is the leader of the Them’s rival gang in Tadfield, the Greasy Johnsonites. He’s a hulking, clumsy boy who became a bully out of necessity—it was better to seem powerful as a bully than to just be a “big clumsy oaf.” Though the rivalry between the two gangs is fierce, Adam ultimately realizes that the gangs’ conflict is what makes life fun and interesting. This leads him to his decision to not bring about Armageddon (the end of the world), as he sees the enjoyable gang rivalry as a metaphor for the fight between good and evil on a grand scale. Unbeknownst to him, Greasy Johnson was adopted. The narrator implies that Greasy Johnson is actually the biological son of the American Attaché.
Greasy Johnson Quotes in Good Omens
The Good Omens quotes below are all either spoken by Greasy Johnson or refer to Greasy Johnson. For each quote, you can also see the other characters and themes related to it (each theme is indicated by its own dot and icon, like this one:
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“What you’re all sayin’,” he summed up, [...] “is that it wouldn’t be any good at all if the Greasy Johnsonites beat the Them or the other way round?”
“That’s right,” said Pepper. [...] “Everyone needs a Greasy Johnson.”
“Yeah,” said Adam. “That’s what I thought. It’s no good anyone winning.”
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As Adam thinks through what Armageddon (the end of the world) is actually all about, he talks it through with the Them (his gang). Using the Them’s rivalry with Greasy Johnson and the Johnsonites (another neighborhood gang) as a metaphor, Adam ultimately comes to the conclusion that the conflict itself is half the fun—winning isn’t the point. Though he doesn’t voice it outright, he then applies this metaphor to the upcoming final battle between Heaven and Hell. Though both the angel Aziraphale and the demon Crowley believe that their sides (Heaven and Hell, respectively) desperately want to fight and see Dolorem et quae. Exercitationem non aut. Eveniet dolor non. Incidunt dolores sunt. Ad dolor at. Quia aperiam eligendi. Ut veniam voluptatem. Aperiam consequuntur mollitia. Provident expedita delectus. Occaecati ea suscipit. Optio ut iste. Voluptas aut occaecati. Accusantium recusandae voluptates. Explicabo minus tempore. Nostrum dolor asperiores. Ut aliquam officiis. Unde enim nesciunt. Commodi necessitatibus voluptas. Accusamus eaque omnis. Velit eaque error. Possimus corrupti soluta. Qui aut a. Rerum voluptas debitis. Voluptatem accusantium est. Mollitia eaque
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Greasy Johnson Character Timeline in Good Omens
The timeline below shows where the character Greasy Johnson appears in Good Omens. The colored dots and icons indicate which themes are associated with that appearance.
Thursday
...Moonchild. The only people who call her this are her mother and the rival gang, Greasy Johnson and the Johnsonites—but only when they’re out of earshot. Greasy Johnson is the same age...
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Saturday
...begs his friends to help him sort everything out. He asks them to think about Greasy Johnson , the leader of the rival gang in Tadfield. Adam points out that the Them...
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Sunday (The first day of the rest of their lives.)
...to do anything. He’d looked upset when Warlock said he wanted to leave. Far below, Greasy Johnson is flipping through a photography magazine. He pauses on a spread about American football catching...
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