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Skuzz is one of the bikers in the café where War, Famine, Pollution, and Death meet. He and three of his friends (Greaser, Pigbog, and Big Ted) accompany the Four Horsemen for much of their ride toward London—and he’s the only one to survive crashing into a pile of fish on the M25 motorway.
Skuzz Quotes in Good Omens
The Good Omens quotes below are all either spoken by Skuzz or refer to Skuzz. For each quote, you can also see the other characters and themes related to it (each theme is indicated by its own dot and icon, like this one:
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And then it was Pigbog’s turn.
“I, uh...I think I’ll be them answer phones. They’re pretty bad,” he said.
“You can’t be ansaphones. What kind of a Biker of the Repocalypse is ansaphones? That’s stupid, that is.”
“S’not!” said Pigbog, nettled. “It’s like War, and Famine, and that. It’s a problem of life, isn’t it? Answer phones. I hate bloody answer phones.”
“I hate ansaphones, too,” said Cruelty to Animals.
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As four bikers ride behind the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, they come up with new names. While some of them, like Cruelty to Animals in this passage, take names that don’t make much sense, Pigbog tries to choose a name that best encapsulates the failings he recognizes in the modern world. This passage is intentionally humorous—it’s one of many times that Good Omens encourages readers to consider the modern world and all the ways in which it’s actually absurd. Two of the characters in this passage hate ansaphones (early answering machines) and perhaps other seemingly normal technology that makes Dolorem et quae. Exercitationem non aut. Eveniet dolor non. Incidunt dolores sunt. Ad dolor at. Quia aperiam eligendi. Ut veniam voluptatem. Aperiam consequuntur mollitia. Provident expedita delectus. Occaecati ea suscipit. Optio ut iste. Voluptas aut occaecati. Accusantium recusandae voluptates. Explicabo minus tempore. Nostrum dolor asperiores. Ut aliquam officiis. Unde enim nesciunt. Commodi necessitatibus voluptas. Accusamus eaque o
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Skuzz Character Timeline in Good Omens
The timeline below shows where the character Skuzz appears in Good Omens. The colored dots and icons indicate which themes are associated with that appearance.
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The Four Horsemen ride with Big Ted, Greaser, Pigbog, and Skuzz behind them. The storm and the traffic are deafening—but behind the horsemen, it’s silent. The...
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...the first four bikers are four more—and they thud into the tower of fish. Only Skuzz survives.
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