Mom Quotes in Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
Chapter 3 Quotes
Leah once said that she'd rather have people call her fat directly than have to sit there and listen to them talking shit about some other girl's weight. I actually think I agree with that. Nothing is worse than the secret humiliation of being insulted by proxy.
Chapter 5 Quotes
I need to spend some time in my head with this new Simon. My parents have a way of ruining things like this. They get so curious. It's like they have this idea of me, and whenever I step outside of that, it blows their minds. There's something so embarrassing about that in a way I can't even describe.
But I'm tired of coming out. All I ever do is come out. I try not to change, but I keep changing, in all these tiny ways. I get a girlfriend. I have a beer. And every freaking time, I have to reintroduce myself to the universe all over again.
Chapter 19 Quotes
It's Christmas Eve day, and something feels a little bit off.
Not bad, just off. I don't know how to explain it. We're hitting everyone of the Spier traditions.
In this moment, all I want is for things to feel like Christmas again. I want it to feel how it used to feel.
Chapter 30 Quotes
“I owe you an apology, kid.”
I look up at him.
“What you said on Friday. About the gay jokes.”



