Robert Shallow Quotes in The Merry Wives of Windsor
Act 1, Scene 1 Quotes
SIR HUGH: There is Anne Page, which is daughter to Master Thomas Page, which is pretty virginity.
SLENDER: Anne Page? She has brown hair and speaks small like a woman?
SIR HUGH: It is that fery person for all the ‘orld, as just as you will desire. And seven hundred pounds of moneys, and gold, and silver, is her grandsire upon his death’s bed (Got deliver to a joyful resurrections!) give, when she is able to overtake seventeen years old. It were a goot motion if we leave our pribbles and prabbles, and desire a marriage between Master Abraham and Mistress Anne Page.
SLENDER: Did her grandsire leave her seven hundred pound?
SIR HUGH: Ay, and her father is make her a petter penny.
SLENDER: I know the young gentlewoman. She has good gifts.
SIR HUGH: Seven hundred pounds and possibilities is goot gifts.
FALSTAFF: Now, Master Shallow, you’ll complain of me to the king?
SHALLOW: Knight, you have beaten my men, killed my deer, and broke open my lodge.
FALSTAFF: But not kissed your keeper’s daughter.
SHALLOW: Tut, a pin. This shall be answered.
FALSTAFF: I will answer it straight: I have done all this. That is now answered.
ANNE: I pray you sir, walk in.
SLENDER: I had rather walk here, I thank you. I bruised my shin th’ other day with playing at sword and dagger with a master of fence—three veneys for a dish of stewed prunes—and, by my troth, I cannot abide the smell of hot meat since.
Act 2, Scene 3 Quotes
HOST (To Caius): A word, Monsieur Mockwater.
DOCTOR CAIUS: “Mockvater”? Vat is dat?
HOST: “Mockwater,” in our English tongue, is “valor,” bully.
DOCTOR CAIUS: By gar, then I have as much mockvater as de Englishman. Scurvy jack-dog priest! By gar, me vill cut his ears.
HOST: He will clapper-claw thee tightly, bully.
DOCTOR CAIUS: “Clapper-de-claw”? Vat is dat ?
HOST : That is, he will make amends.
DOCTOR CAIUS: By gar, me do look he shall clapper-de-claw me, for, by gar, me will have it.
HOST: And I will provoke him to ‘t, or let him wag.
DOCTOR CAIUS: Me tank you for dat.
Act 4, Scene 2 Quotes
MISTRESS FORD (calling offstage): What ho, Mistress Page! Come you and the old woman down. My husband will come into the chamber.
FORD: “Old woman”? What old woman’s that?
MISTRESS FORD: Why, it is my maid’s aunt of Brentford.
FORD: A witch, a quean, an old cozening quean! Have I not forbid her my house? She comes of errands, does she? We are simple men; we do not know what’s brought to pass under the profession of fortune-telling. She works by charms, by spells, by th’ figure, and such daubery as this is, beyond our element. We know nothing.— Come down, you witch, you hag, you! Come down, I say!
[Ford seizes a cudgel.]
MISTRESS FORD: Nay, good sweet husband!—Good gentlemen, let him not strike the old woman.



