Minor Characters
Mrs. Candour
A high-society lady who spends her time spreading rumors, Mrs. Candour pretends to be good-natured and honest, but is actually just as malicious as the other gossips. Her name ironically references the word “candor,” another word for honesty.
Sir Benjamin Backbite
A young gentleman who hopes to marry Maria, Sir Benjamin spends his time spreading gossip about members of society. He is also an amateur poet and writes rhymes mocking people he knows. The word “backbite” means to say unkind things about someone who is not present.
Mr. Crabtree
A gossip who invents extremely specific details when spreading false stories, Mr. Crabtree is hoping to help his nephew Sir Benjamin woo Maria. A “crabtree” is a tree that produces only sour apples (crabapples), and so his name is a comment on this character’s own sourness.
Snake
An amoral opportunist, Snake is paid by Lady Sneerwell to place false stories in the gossip columns and to forge incriminating letters.
Careless
One of Charles Surface’s drinking buddies, Careless (true to his name) is even less responsible than Charles.
Mrs. Clackitt
An infamous gossipmonger who never appears in the play in person. A “clacket” is a loud noise made by striking two objects together.
Miss Nicely
An acquaintance with a good reputation who the gossipmongers say is pregnant out of wedlock and must marry her footman.
Miss Letitia Piper
A woman Crabtree says was falsely accused of giving birth to twins out of wedlock.
Miss Vermillion
An acquaintance mocked by the group of gossipmongers for the way she wears makeup. “Vermillion” is a shade of red that could be used as blush.
Mrs. Prim
An acquaintance mocked by the group of gossipmongers. To be “prim” means to be stiff and overly proper.
Mrs. Evergreen
An acquaintance mocked by the group of gossipmongers for trying to look young forever—that is, to stay “evergreen.”
Miss Simper
An acquaintance mocked by the group of gossipmongers. To “simper” is to smile in a silly or overly self-deprecating way.
Trip
Charles Surface’s servant.