The Sirens of Titan

by

Kurt Vonnegut

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Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer Character Analysis

Malachi Constant is the novel’s main character. Born in Los Angeles, California, to self-made billionaire Noel Constant and prostitute Florence Whitehill, as an adult Malachi is the richest man in the U.S. His childhood is unhappy, in large part because Noel does not want to have a relationship with him. They only meet once, on Malachi’s 21st birthday. After Noel’s death, Malachi inherits the family company, Magnum Opus. However, he is greedy, foolish, and immoral, and ends up running the company into the ground (though this seems to be as much due to the Constants’ good luck running out as it is to Malachi’s—admittedly terrible—choices). When Malachi meets Winston Niles Rumfoord, Rumfoord issues Malachi a horrible prophecy about his life in which Malachi will live on the planet Titan and have a son with Rumfoord’s wife, Beatrice. Malachi seeks to avoid this, but does so in vain, and ends up being conscripted into the Martian Army, where his memory is wiped and he is given the new identity of Unk. The army brainwashes Unk and forces him to do terrible things, the worst among them killing his best friend, Stony Stevenson. However, it is under the tyrannical control of the army that Unk starts showing strength of character for the first time: he bravely defies the control of his implanted antenna, which causes him pain whenever he does something a “good soldier” wouldn’t do, and ends up becoming the only deserter in the history of the Martian Army. He attempts to rescue his “mate,” Bee (Beatrice Rumfoord) and their son, Chrono. However, Unk ends up being captured by Rumfoord again, who gives him one final identity: the Space Wanderer, a key figure in Rumfoord’s new religion, the Church of God the Utterly Indifferent. Constant/Unk/the Space Wanderer is ultimately sent to Titan to live in “peaceful exile” along with Bee and Chrono. After spending several decades there and finally falling in love with Bee a year before she dies, Constant chooses to return to Earth, specifically Indianapolis. He dies there immediately while waiting for a bus in the snow. However, his death is happy, as he is eased into it by a peaceful illusion implanted in his mind by Salo. In the dream, Constant is reunited with Stony and Beatrice.

Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer Quotes in The Sirens of Titan

The The Sirens of Titan quotes below are all either spoken by Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer or refer to Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer. For each quote, you can also see the other characters and themes related to it (each theme is indicated by its own dot and icon, like this one:
Free Will vs. External Control Theme Icon
).
Chapter 1: Between Timid and Timbuktu Quotes

“When I ran my space ship into the chrono-synclastic infundibulum, it came to me in a flash that everything that has been always will be, and everything that ever will be always has been.” He chuckled again. “Knowing that rather takes the glamour out of fortunetelling—makes it the simplest, most obvious thing imaginable.”

Related Characters: Winston Niles Rumfoord (speaker), Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer
Related Symbols: Chrono-Synclastic Infundibulum
Page Number: 20
Explanation and Analysis:
Chapter 3: United Hotcake Preferred Quotes

There was something pathetic and repellent about Malachi Constant’s talking business. It has been the same with his father. Old Noel Constant had never known anything about business, and neither had his son—and what little charm the Constants had evaporated the instant they pretended that their successes depended on their knowing their elbows from third base.

Related Characters: Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer, Noel Constant
Page Number: 67
Explanation and Analysis:

Evangelist Bobby Denton’s image of Earth as God’s space ship was an apt one—particularly with reference to barflies. Helmholtz and Miss Wiley were behaving like pilot and co-pilot of an enormously pointless voyage through space that was expected to take forever.

Related Characters: Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer, George M. Helmholtz , Roberta Wiley
Page Number: 85
Explanation and Analysis:
Chapter 4: Tent Rentals Quotes

At the hospital they even had to explain to Unk that there was a radio antenna under the crown of his skull, and that it would hurt him whenever he did something a good soldier wouldn’t ever do. The antenna also would give him orders and furnish drum music to march to. They said that not just Unk but everybody had an antenna like that—doctors and nurses and four-star generals included. It was a very democratic army, they said.

Related Characters: Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer
Related Symbols: Antennae
Page Number: 100
Explanation and Analysis:
Chapter 5: Letter From an Unknown Hero Quotes

As free as it wanted to be—that’s how free the free will of Boaz was.

Related Characters: Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer, Boaz
Related Symbols: Antennae
Page Number: 116
Explanation and Analysis:

[…] he was too good a soldier to go around asking questions, trying to round out his knowledge.

A soldier’s knowledge wasn’t supposed to be round.

Related Characters: Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer, Boaz
Page Number: 119-120
Explanation and Analysis:

(71.) Unk, old friend—almost everything I know for sure has come from fighting the pain from my antenna […] Whenever I start to turn my head and look at something, and the pain comes, I keep turning my head anyway, because I know I am going to see something I’m not supposed to see. Whenever I ask a question, and the pain comes, I know I have asked a really good question […] The more pain I train myself to stand, the more I learn. You are afraid of the pain now, Unk, but you won’t learn anything if you don’t invite the pain. And the more you learn, the gladder you will be to stand the pain.

Related Characters: Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer, Stony Stevenson
Related Symbols: Antennae
Page Number: 125
Explanation and Analysis:
Chapter 11: We Hate Malachi Constant Because… Quotes

“Luck, good or bad,” said Rumfoord up in his treetop, is not the hand of God.”

“Luck,” said Rumfoord up in his treetop, is the way the wind swirls and the dust settles eons after God has passed by.”

Related Characters: Winston Niles Rumfoord (speaker), Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer
Related Symbols: Antennae
Page Number: 257
Explanation and Analysis:
Chapter 12: The Gentleman From Tralfamadore Quotes

Chrono had always known that his good-luck piece had extraordinary powers and extraordinary meanings.

And he had always suspected that some superior creature would eventually come to claim the good-luck piece as his own. It was the nature of truly effective good-luck pieces that human beings never really owned them.

Related Characters: Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer, Mrs. Beatrice Rumfoord/Bee, Chrono, Salo
Page Number: 307
Explanation and Analysis:
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Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer Quotes in The Sirens of Titan

The The Sirens of Titan quotes below are all either spoken by Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer or refer to Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer. For each quote, you can also see the other characters and themes related to it (each theme is indicated by its own dot and icon, like this one:
Free Will vs. External Control Theme Icon
).
Chapter 1: Between Timid and Timbuktu Quotes

“When I ran my space ship into the chrono-synclastic infundibulum, it came to me in a flash that everything that has been always will be, and everything that ever will be always has been.” He chuckled again. “Knowing that rather takes the glamour out of fortunetelling—makes it the simplest, most obvious thing imaginable.”

Related Characters: Winston Niles Rumfoord (speaker), Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer
Related Symbols: Chrono-Synclastic Infundibulum
Page Number: 20
Explanation and Analysis:
Chapter 3: United Hotcake Preferred Quotes

There was something pathetic and repellent about Malachi Constant’s talking business. It has been the same with his father. Old Noel Constant had never known anything about business, and neither had his son—and what little charm the Constants had evaporated the instant they pretended that their successes depended on their knowing their elbows from third base.

Related Characters: Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer, Noel Constant
Page Number: 67
Explanation and Analysis:

Evangelist Bobby Denton’s image of Earth as God’s space ship was an apt one—particularly with reference to barflies. Helmholtz and Miss Wiley were behaving like pilot and co-pilot of an enormously pointless voyage through space that was expected to take forever.

Related Characters: Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer, George M. Helmholtz , Roberta Wiley
Page Number: 85
Explanation and Analysis:
Chapter 4: Tent Rentals Quotes

At the hospital they even had to explain to Unk that there was a radio antenna under the crown of his skull, and that it would hurt him whenever he did something a good soldier wouldn’t ever do. The antenna also would give him orders and furnish drum music to march to. They said that not just Unk but everybody had an antenna like that—doctors and nurses and four-star generals included. It was a very democratic army, they said.

Related Characters: Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer
Related Symbols: Antennae
Page Number: 100
Explanation and Analysis:
Chapter 5: Letter From an Unknown Hero Quotes

As free as it wanted to be—that’s how free the free will of Boaz was.

Related Characters: Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer, Boaz
Related Symbols: Antennae
Page Number: 116
Explanation and Analysis:

[…] he was too good a soldier to go around asking questions, trying to round out his knowledge.

A soldier’s knowledge wasn’t supposed to be round.

Related Characters: Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer, Boaz
Page Number: 119-120
Explanation and Analysis:

(71.) Unk, old friend—almost everything I know for sure has come from fighting the pain from my antenna […] Whenever I start to turn my head and look at something, and the pain comes, I keep turning my head anyway, because I know I am going to see something I’m not supposed to see. Whenever I ask a question, and the pain comes, I know I have asked a really good question […] The more pain I train myself to stand, the more I learn. You are afraid of the pain now, Unk, but you won’t learn anything if you don’t invite the pain. And the more you learn, the gladder you will be to stand the pain.

Related Characters: Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer, Stony Stevenson
Related Symbols: Antennae
Page Number: 125
Explanation and Analysis:
Chapter 11: We Hate Malachi Constant Because… Quotes

“Luck, good or bad,” said Rumfoord up in his treetop, is not the hand of God.”

“Luck,” said Rumfoord up in his treetop, is the way the wind swirls and the dust settles eons after God has passed by.”

Related Characters: Winston Niles Rumfoord (speaker), Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer
Related Symbols: Antennae
Page Number: 257
Explanation and Analysis:
Chapter 12: The Gentleman From Tralfamadore Quotes

Chrono had always known that his good-luck piece had extraordinary powers and extraordinary meanings.

And he had always suspected that some superior creature would eventually come to claim the good-luck piece as his own. It was the nature of truly effective good-luck pieces that human beings never really owned them.

Related Characters: Malachi Constant / Unk / the Space Wanderer, Mrs. Beatrice Rumfoord/Bee, Chrono, Salo
Page Number: 307
Explanation and Analysis: