Minor Characters
The Doorman
The Doorman is Ed’s dog. He is a smelly, 17-year-old mutt who used to belong to Gregor Kennedy. Ed personifies the Doorman and often imagines dialogues between himself and the dog, revealing Ed’s lack of close human relationships. The Doorman enjoys drinking coffee and going on walks with Ed.
Katherine
Katherine is Ed’s eldest sister. She got pregnant as a teenager, a common occurrence in their community, and got married and moved to the city. Her success in having a family and moving to the city contrasts with Ed’s lonely single life in their hometown.
Jessie Tatupu
Jessie is Lua and Marie’s youngest child. He is the one who tells Ed about the Tatupu’s family tradition of hanging up Christmas lights.
Ma’s Date
Ma’s date is an older man whom Ed’s mother eats dinner with at the restaurant on Clown Street. He is well dressed and acts like a gentleman.
Melinda Boyd
Melinda Boyd is Suzanne and Marv’s three-year-old daughter. Marv meets her at the end of the novel.
Ingrid
Ingrid is Tommy’s girlfriend. She is very attractive.
Simon
Simon is Audrey’s boyfriend. She has sex with him but does not love him. Simon senses this and is even jealous of Ed because, though Audrey won’t sleep with Ed, it’s clear that she loves him.
Joe, Graeme, and Joshua
Joe, Graeme, and Joshua are the thugs who hang out on Father O’Reilly’s street and hassle passersby like Ed. Father O’Reilly shows his compassion by befriending these men.
Merv
Merv is the team captain of Ed’s amateur soccer team.
Jay
Jay is the young boy who Ed asks to watch the Doorman. The young woman gives Jay the Ace of Spades to give to Ed.
Reggie
Reggie is the referee of the amateur soccer game. He is perpetually drunk.
The Young Woman
The unnamed young woman gives Jay the Ace of Spades for Ed and then disappears into the crowd at the amateur soccer game.
The Librarian
The librarian is a young man who works at the library where Ed goes to research the Ace of Spades. His attitude toward Ed is generally belittling and facetious.