Charles Lomax Quotes in Major Barbara
UNDERSHAFT. […] I am not ashamed of [my trade]. I am not one of those men who keep their morals and their business in watertight compartments. All the spare money my trade rivals spend on hospitals, cathedrals, and other receptacles for conscience money, I devote to my experiments and researches in improved methods for destroying life and property. I have always done so; and I always shall. Therefore your Christmas card moralities of peace and earth and goodwill among men are of no use to me. Your Christianity, which enjoins you to resist not evil, and to turn the other cheek, would make me a bankrupt. My morality—my religion—must have a place for cannons and torpedoes in it.
STEPHEN (coldly—almost sullenly). You speak as if there were half a dozen moralities and religions to choose from […]
UNDERSHAFT. […] There is only one true morality for every man; but every man has not the same true morality.
UNDERSHAFT. Only that there are two things necessary to Salvation.
CUSINS (disappointed, but polite). Ah, the Church Catechism. Charles Lomax also belongs to the Established Church.
UNDERSHAFT. The two things are —
CUSINS. Baptism and—
UNDERSHAFT. No. Money and gunpowder.
CUSINS (surprised, but interested). That is the general opinion of our governing classes. The novelty is in hearing any man confess it.
UNDERSHAFT. Just so.
CUSINS. Excuse me, is there any place in your religion for honor, justice, truth, love, mercy, and so on?
UNDERSHAFT. Yes: they are the graces and luxuries of a rich, strong, and safe life.
CUSINS. Suppose one is forced to choose between them and money or gunpowder?
UNDERSHAFT: Choose money and gunpowder; for without enough of both you cannot afford the others.
LOMAX. […] it must have been apparent to you that there is a certain among of tosh about—
LADY BRITOMART. Charles: if you must drivel, drivel like a grown-up man and not like a schoolboy.
LOMAX (out of countenance). Well, drivel is drivel, dont you know, whatever a man’s age.
LADY BRITOMART: In good society, in England, Charles, men drivel at all ages by repeating silly formulas with an air of wisdom. Schoolboys make their own formulas out of slang, like you. When they reach your age, and get political private secretaryships and things of that sort, they drop slang and get their formulas out of the Spectator or the Times. You had better confine yourself to the Times. You will find that there is a certain amount of tosh about the Times, but at least its language is reputable.
LOMAX (overwhelmed). You are so awfully strongminded, Lady Brit—
Charles Lomax Quotes in Major Barbara
UNDERSHAFT. […] I am not ashamed of [my trade]. I am not one of those men who keep their morals and their business in watertight compartments. All the spare money my trade rivals spend on hospitals, cathedrals, and other receptacles for conscience money, I devote to my experiments and researches in improved methods for destroying life and property. I have always done so; and I always shall. Therefore your Christmas card moralities of peace and earth and goodwill among men are of no use to me. Your Christianity, which enjoins you to resist not evil, and to turn the other cheek, would make me a bankrupt. My morality—my religion—must have a place for cannons and torpedoes in it.
STEPHEN (coldly—almost sullenly). You speak as if there were half a dozen moralities and religions to choose from […]
UNDERSHAFT. […] There is only one true morality for every man; but every man has not the same true morality.
UNDERSHAFT. Only that there are two things necessary to Salvation.
CUSINS (disappointed, but polite). Ah, the Church Catechism. Charles Lomax also belongs to the Established Church.
UNDERSHAFT. The two things are —
CUSINS. Baptism and—
UNDERSHAFT. No. Money and gunpowder.
CUSINS (surprised, but interested). That is the general opinion of our governing classes. The novelty is in hearing any man confess it.
UNDERSHAFT. Just so.
CUSINS. Excuse me, is there any place in your religion for honor, justice, truth, love, mercy, and so on?
UNDERSHAFT. Yes: they are the graces and luxuries of a rich, strong, and safe life.
CUSINS. Suppose one is forced to choose between them and money or gunpowder?
UNDERSHAFT: Choose money and gunpowder; for without enough of both you cannot afford the others.
LOMAX. […] it must have been apparent to you that there is a certain among of tosh about—
LADY BRITOMART. Charles: if you must drivel, drivel like a grown-up man and not like a schoolboy.
LOMAX (out of countenance). Well, drivel is drivel, dont you know, whatever a man’s age.
LADY BRITOMART: In good society, in England, Charles, men drivel at all ages by repeating silly formulas with an air of wisdom. Schoolboys make their own formulas out of slang, like you. When they reach your age, and get political private secretaryships and things of that sort, they drop slang and get their formulas out of the Spectator or the Times. You had better confine yourself to the Times. You will find that there is a certain amount of tosh about the Times, but at least its language is reputable.
LOMAX (overwhelmed). You are so awfully strongminded, Lady Brit—
