Scene 1 Quotes
We’re living, if you don’t mind my saying so, like spiders,—we never see the light of day.
He was so fond of Toby! He always rode him over to the Korchagins and the Vlasovs. He sat a horse so wonderfully well! Such a graceful expression when he tugged at the reins with all his might! Remember? Toby, Toby! Tell them to give him an extra portion of oats.
Scene 2 Quotes
And aren’t you ashamed? I’m a good girl, a faithful little wife, I’ve locked myself up in a fortress and will be true to you to the day I die, while you…aren’t you ashamed, you chubby thing?
Scene 4 Quotes
Popova: Twelve hundred! But what was my husband in debt to you for?
Smirnov: He bought oats from me.
Popova: (Sighing, to Luka): Now don’t you forget, Luka, to tell them to give Toby an extra portion of oats.
Scene 5 Quotes
Not one of the lousy deadbeats will pay up! And all because I’ve been too indulgent to them—I’m a soft touch, a pushover, a sissy! I’m too delicate with them! Well just you wait! You’ll learn who I am!
Scene 8 Quotes
You won’t lead me down the garden path again! Enough is enough! Dark eyes, flashing eyes, crimson lips, dimpled cheeks, the moon, low whispers, heavy breathing—for all this, madam, I now don’t give a tinker’s damn! Present company excepted, but all women, great and small, are phonies, showoffs, gossips, troublemakers, liars to the marrow of their bones; vain, fussy, ruthless, their reasoning is a disgrace; and as for what is in here (slaps his forehead), forgive my frankness, a sparrow could give ten points to any thinker in petticoats!
The man is faithful and constant in love! Do tell, now there’s news!...the very best was my late husband…. I loved him passionately, with every fiber of my being, as only a young, intelligent woman can love; I gave him my youth, happiness, life, my fortune, breathed through him, worshipped him like an idolater, and…and—then what? This best of men cheated me in the most shameless manner on every occasion!
Don’t I know perfectly well why you wear that black masquerade outfit and have buried yourself within these four walls? Of course I do! It’s so mysterious, so romantic!
Scene 9 Quotes
Luka: Saints in heaven!... Holy saints!... Water!
Smirnov: We’ll settle this with firearms!
Popova: Just because you’ve got fists like hams and a bull’s throat you think I’m afraid of you?...
Smirnov: I challenge you to a duel! I brook no insults and therefore I’ll overlook the fact that you are a woman, a frail creature!
Popova (Trying to shout over him.): You bear! You bear! You bear!
Smirnov: …Equal rights are equal rights, damn it all!...
Now that’s a woman! That’s something I can understand! An honest-to-God woman! Not a sourpuss, not a limp rag, but flames, gunpowder, a rocket! I’m almost sorry I’ll have to kill her!
Scene 10 Quotes
Yes, yes go away!... (Shouts.) Where are you off to? Hold on… Go on, tough. Oh I’m really angry! Don’t come over here, don’t come over here!
Luka, tell the stableboys that Toby gets no oats today.



