The Real Thing

by

Henry James

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Major Monarch Character Analysis

Major Monarch is an aristocratic gentleman who, with his wife Mrs. Monarch, no longer has a fortune and now looks to be employed in order to have an income. With Mrs. Monarch, he is used in the story to symbolize the English aristocracy in the late 19th century. He is similar to his wife in his civility and patience, but he is more sociable than she is. He thinks extremely highly of his wife and is very supportive of her efforts. When the Monarchs first visit the artist, their primary goal is to get Mrs. Monarch a job as a model, although the Major offers his services as well. However, he is just as bad of a model as Mrs. Major; he, too, is stiff and unable to suggest anything other than himself. When not modeling, he usually accompanies his wife to the studio, as he has nothing else to do. While there, he chats with the artist, although he can’t converse on topics beyond “sophisticated” subjects, such as fine drinks and fox hunting. He is desperate to feel useful and have a livelihood and begins cleaning the artist’s studio when the latter fires them from their modelling roles, but he eventually leaves when the artist pays the Monarchs to leave him alone.

Major Monarch Quotes in The Real Thing

The The Real Thing quotes below are all either spoken by Major Monarch or refer to Major Monarch. For each quote, you can also see the other characters and themes related to it (each theme is indicated by its own dot and icon, like this one:
Reality, Artifice, and Art Theme Icon
).
Part 1 Quotes

(…) it was an embarrassment to find myself appraising physically, as if they were animals on hire or useful blacks, a pair whom I should have expected to meet only in one of the relations in which criticism is tacit.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch
Page Number: 35
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Part 2 Quotes

“Oh, you think she’s shabby, but you must allow for the alchemy of art.”

However, they went off with an evident increase of comfort, founded on their demonstrable advantage in being the real thing.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch
Page Number: 41
Explanation and Analysis:
Part 4 Quotes

I thought Mrs. Monarch’s face slightly convulsed when, on her coming back with her husband, she found Oronte installed. It was strange to have to recognize in a scrap of a lazzarone a competitor to her magnificent Major.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch, Oronte
Page Number: 49
Explanation and Analysis:

“Now the drawings you make from us, they look exactly like us,” [Mrs. Monarch] reminded me, smiling in triumph; and I recognized that this was indeed just their defect.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch
Page Number: 49
Explanation and Analysis:

[The Monarchs] bored me a good deal; but the very fact that they bored me admonished me not to sacrifice them—if there was anything to be done with them—simply to irritation. As I look back at this phase they seem to me to have pervaded my life not a little. I have a vision of them as most of the time in my studio, seated, against the wall, on an old velvet bench to be out of the way, and looking like a pair of patient courtiers in a royal ante-chamber. I am convinced that during the coldest weeks of the winter they held their ground because it saved them fire. Their newness was losing its gloss, and it was impossible not to feel that they were objects of charity.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch
Page Number: 53
Explanation and Analysis:

They had accepted their failure, but they couldn’t accept their fate. They had bowed their heads in bewilderment to the perverse and cruel law in virtue of which the real thing could be so much less precious than the unreal; but they didn’t want to starve.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch
Page Number: 57
Explanation and Analysis:
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Major Monarch Quotes in The Real Thing

The The Real Thing quotes below are all either spoken by Major Monarch or refer to Major Monarch. For each quote, you can also see the other characters and themes related to it (each theme is indicated by its own dot and icon, like this one:
Reality, Artifice, and Art Theme Icon
).
Part 1 Quotes

(…) it was an embarrassment to find myself appraising physically, as if they were animals on hire or useful blacks, a pair whom I should have expected to meet only in one of the relations in which criticism is tacit.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch
Page Number: 35
Explanation and Analysis:
Part 2 Quotes

“Oh, you think she’s shabby, but you must allow for the alchemy of art.”

However, they went off with an evident increase of comfort, founded on their demonstrable advantage in being the real thing.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch
Page Number: 41
Explanation and Analysis:
Part 4 Quotes

I thought Mrs. Monarch’s face slightly convulsed when, on her coming back with her husband, she found Oronte installed. It was strange to have to recognize in a scrap of a lazzarone a competitor to her magnificent Major.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch, Oronte
Page Number: 49
Explanation and Analysis:

“Now the drawings you make from us, they look exactly like us,” [Mrs. Monarch] reminded me, smiling in triumph; and I recognized that this was indeed just their defect.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch
Page Number: 49
Explanation and Analysis:

[The Monarchs] bored me a good deal; but the very fact that they bored me admonished me not to sacrifice them—if there was anything to be done with them—simply to irritation. As I look back at this phase they seem to me to have pervaded my life not a little. I have a vision of them as most of the time in my studio, seated, against the wall, on an old velvet bench to be out of the way, and looking like a pair of patient courtiers in a royal ante-chamber. I am convinced that during the coldest weeks of the winter they held their ground because it saved them fire. Their newness was losing its gloss, and it was impossible not to feel that they were objects of charity.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch
Page Number: 53
Explanation and Analysis:

They had accepted their failure, but they couldn’t accept their fate. They had bowed their heads in bewilderment to the perverse and cruel law in virtue of which the real thing could be so much less precious than the unreal; but they didn’t want to starve.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch
Page Number: 57
Explanation and Analysis: