Minor Characters
Lauren Lornet
A fairly unpopular, not particularly smart—but generally kind—classmate of Sam Kingston’s.
Alex Liment
A member of Sam’s class who is well-known for seducing girls and being a general sleazebag.
Bridget McGuire
Alex Liment’s girlfriend. Alex repeatedly cheats on the “super-Catholic” Bridget, who is saving herself for marriage, with the promiscuous Anna Cartullo.
Courtney Walker
A member of the “Pugs” clique who is desperate to befriend Sam Kingston.
Bethany Harps
A girl on the fringes of Sam’s social circle, and a member of the “Pugs.” Bethany is agreeable and changeable with no discernable personality, and according to Sam, “her only role in life is to agree with whatever has just been said.”
Mr. Shaw
The athletic director at Thomas Jefferson High School. The girls at school all think he’s a pervert, and Sam eventually discovers that he is having an affair with Ms. Winters, the vice principal.
Marian Sykes
Juliet Sykes’ younger sister Marian has the same odd, ethereal beauty as her older sister, but seems significantly more popular and well-adjusted socially.