Petulant’s best friend, Lady Wishfort’s nephew, Sir Wilfull’s half brother, Millamant and Arabella Fainall’s cousin, Witwoud is a “fop,” or fool who cares too much about being fashionable. He is often Petulant’s mouthpiece, supplying him with vocabulary and interpreting the nonsense he spouts. Witwoud used to live in the countryside with his half-brother but has since moved to London, working first as a clerk. He doesn’t seem to have an occupation during the play and spends his time mostly hanging out with Petulant at the chocolate house and attending Lady Wishfort’s cabal meetings. Though hardly a wit like Mirabell, Witwoud is not as foolish as Petulant. He knows what people are up to, particularly Fainall, and occasionally reveals his knowledge about Fainall and Marwood’s plots to those around him. He has a troubled relationship with his country-bumpkin half-brother, who he at first refuses to recognize. But they later become friends and he joins Sir Wilfull’s plan to travel around the continent, along with Petulant.
Witwoud Quotes in The Way of the World
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Act 1, Scene 9
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Where modesty’s ill manners, ’tis but fit
That impudence and malice pass for wit.
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Act 3, Scene 16
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Sheart, I was afraid you would have been in the fashion too, and have remembered to have forgot your relations.
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Sir Wilfull Witwoud (speaker), Lady Wishfort, Witwoud
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Witwoud Character Timeline in The Way of the World
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Act 1, Scene 1
...ends the conversation by suggesting they go and visit with their mutual friends, Petulant and Witwoud, who are lounging in an adjoining room. Mirabell declines, and Fainall exits.
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Act 1, Scene 3
...asking Mirabell whether that means he is jealous that Millamant often entertains their foolish friend, Witwoud.
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Act 1, Scene 4
...the two men. He tells her that he is there to deliver a letter to Witwoud from Sir Wilfull Witwoud, Witwoud’s older and unfashionable half-brother from the countryside. Betty instructs him...
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Act 1, Scene 6
Witwoud joins the men and immediately takes over the conversation, remarking that he’s not looking forward...
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Witwoud is shocked and scolds Mirabell for his impertinence, but then forgets what he meant to...
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The conversation turns to Petulant, who has recently won quite a bit of Witwoud’s money in a game of cards. Fainall teases Witwoud that it’s only fair that Petulant...
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Witwoud refuses, though, to name the particular flaw of Petulant’s that most annoys him. This leads...
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Act 1, Scene 8
Witwoud observes the exchange between Betty and the coachman and comments to Mirabell and Fainall that...
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Witwoud explains Petulant’s trick of “calling on himself” to a baffled Mirabell and Fainall. Petulant used...
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Act 1, Scene 9
...their subtle jokes, and talks about the women as if they were his former lovers. Witwoud periodically interrupts to clarify Petulant’s meaning and supply him with more elegant words to use....
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...wants even more details, and tells Petulant that he will regard him as wittier than Witwoud, if Petulant reveals what he knows. Petulant demands that Mirabell admit, in public, that he,...
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Witwoud comforts Mirabell, though, explaining that Millamant laughs at Petulant’s advances and that his own interest...
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After Witwoud’s report, Mirabell invites Fainall to leave the chocolate house with him and go for a...
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Act 2, Scene 4
...has chosen to play the role of his uncle, Sir Rowland, the same relation that Witwoud described as estranged from Mirabell. Mirabell reveals that Waitwell, his servant, will play the role....
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Act 2, Scene 5
...outfit she is wearing to a ship in “full sail,” while he describes her companions, Witwoud and Mincing, her lady-in-waiting, as a “shoal of fools.” Mrs. Fainall also describes Millamant’s company...
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Witwoud, not Millamant, responds to Mirabell’s teasing. He quips that Millamant’s male admirers used to gather...
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...his “similitudes” because she is “as sick of ‘em…” but is again cut off by Witwoud’s simile: “as a physician of good air.” Then Witwoud apologizes by saying that he cannot...
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Millamant asks Mincing to stand between her and Witwoud’s “wit” and Witwoud encourages Mincing to follow Millamant’s command. For he is “like a screen...
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Witwoud, interested, asks Millamant if pinning her hair with letters is the best way to curl...
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...makes her curls “so pure and so crips.” Feigning interest in her hair styling technique, Witwoud makes fun of Mincing’s grammar by repeating her mispronunciation of the word “crisp.” “Indeed, so...
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Witwoud, again interrupts the conversation, to tell a silly story about a woman who talked so...
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Act 2, Scene 6
Mrs. Fainall and Witwoud depart, leaving Mirabell, Millamant, and Mincing. Mincing is ignored for the entirety of the scene...
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...him tedious for being so serious and bids him farewell. She sees Mrs. Fainall and Witwoud from a distance and says that she is going to join them.
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...that, then he should think of her. She leaves him to join Mrs. Fainall and Witwoud, taking Mincing with her before Mirabell can finish what he was trying to say to...
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Act 3, Scene 9
Foible reenters the dressing room to announce the arrival of Witwoud and Petulant for dinner. Wishfort implores Marwood to entertain the men, while she finishes getting...
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Act 3, Scene 10
Marwood leaves Foible and Wishfort to entertain the guests but finds, not Witwoud and Petulant, but rather a very angry Millamant and her servant Mincing. Millamant greets Marwood...
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Millamant is annoyed with Marwood’s honesty and tells her so. She tells Mincing to invite Witwoud and Petulant up because she would rather be in their company than lectured by Marwood.
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Act 3, Scene 13
When Witwoud and Petulant arrive, Millamant asks them whether they’re finished being hostile toward her and each...
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Act 3, Scene 14
Witwoud, Petulant, and Marwood remain behind, and spot Sir Wilfull Witwoud being led to the house...
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Act 3, Scene 15
...that he probably doesn’t even know his own name. Marwood, observing all this, remarks to Witwoud that his half-brother also seems to have forgotten him.
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Wilfull greets the group first. Marwood admonishes Witwoud for not speaking to Wilfull. Witwoud, in an aside, instructs Petulant to speak on his...
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...it looks like Wilfull has just come from a journey. Wilfull admits that he has. Witwoud, in another aside to Petulant, tells him to insult Wilfull by focusing on his boots....
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Witwoud retorts that if the boots aren’t enough evidence of his trip, then Petulant should go...
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...friends, even if he doesn’t realize it. She asks him if he is Sir Wilfull Witwoud. Witwoud then introduces himself as Wishfort’s niece. With a little prodding from Marwood, Wilfull suddenly...
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Witwoud pretends to suddenly remember Wilfull and calls him brother, but Wilfull is deeply hurt that...
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Furthermore, Wilfull complains, when Witwoud was new to London and a clerk at Furnival’s Inn, he would write tender letters,...
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Witwoud brushes off these insults and explains that it was only a temporary move until he...
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...argument by asking Wilfull about his intention to travel. Wilfull, still mad at Petulant and Witwoud, addresses only Marwood. He tells her that he wants to see other countries but before...
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Act 4, Scene 8
A drunken Witwoud joins the women in the parlor. When Mrs. Fainall asks him if Petulant and Wilfull,...
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Act 4, Scene 9
Petulant, also drunk, joins the women and Witwoud in the parlor. He has just made up with Wilfull and has come to tell...
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Mrs. Fainall, then, asks Witwoud how the three men came to be so drunk and start arguing in the first...
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Act 4, Scene 10
Wishfort joins Millamant, Mrs. Fainall, and Witwoud. She has dragged along a very drunk and, apparently, smelly Wilfull to propose to Millamant....
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...Fainall to leave with her. The two women exit, leaving Wishfort behind with Wilfull and Witwoud.
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Act 4, Scene 11
...in Wishfort’s ear that Sir Rowland is growing impatient waiting for her return. Wishfort begs Witwoud to babysit her nephew, promising to reward him greatly, so that she can get back...
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Witwoud invites Wilfull to a cockfight. Wilfull agrees to this idea and asks whether there will...
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Act 5, Scene 11
...her that there are more surprises for her and asks permission for Waitwell, Petulant, and Witwoud to enter.
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Act 5, Scene 12
...the box, he tells Wishfort to remember her promise. Then, he asks for Petulant and Witwoud, who are slow to arrive because they have just woken up from their drunken naps....
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Act 5, Scene 13
Petulant and Witwoud finally show up with no clue about what’s going on, as usual. Mirabell reminds them...
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Act 5, Scene 14
...friend Mirabell. Wilfull reaffirms his desire travel and asks if she can spare Petulant and Witwoud to serve as his travel companions. Wishfort is delighted by this turn of events and...
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