Thinking back on his upbringing, Hugh often has to remember where in the world he was living during a given period. Because his life seems so interesting, Sedaris wishes he could claim it for his own. In fact, he often does claim Hugh’s life as his own, remembering the time that his class visited a slaughterhouse or the time he saw a dead man swinging from a telephone pole. Whenever his own memories fail to interest him, he simply plumbs Hugh’s, taking whatever seems most interesting from his lover’s past.
Again, Sedaris wishes he had a more interesting childhood. Without bothering to consider the fact that some of Hugh’s most interesting stories most likely came along with some kind of trauma, he decides to claim them for his own, thinking first and foremost about what it would be like to have such fascinating stories. In turn, he once more reveals his desire to make up for something in his own life.